Friendship Contract.
Signatures-
Pal: __________________________
Buddy:_________________________________
People, new acquaintances can
become friendly and enter or spend a great amount of time of social interaction
between them at any moment in modern social settings. This is a contract for new
individuals that have the intention of friendship with another person. The
person hoping to impose this contract on a new acquaintance will be referred as
“buddy” for the purpose of the contract. As a very selective individual with
very little of time and space in life for new friendships, buddy wants enforce
this document for any individual whom by time and interaction has become friendly
with buddy, and is willing to agree upon this contract.
The list below details the behavior
and rules mandated to individuals that enter and intent to be friend with
buddy. In exchange if this contract is follow and all rules are respected
then buddy will follow the same rules described in this document as part of an “agreement
of friendship”. For the purpose of this contract the individual seeking buddy’s
friendship will be referred as “pal”. Until a period of 6 months have passed
and the individual “pal” has follow and respected all rules in this document, then
friendship will be consider fully active and the agreement of friendship will
apply to buddy and pal the same.
Pal trying to establish a friendship with buddy should
summit to this document totally.
1-
If the new interaction with buddy is established
in the need or in the attempt to gain something from Buddy then pal should
communicate the intention to buddy in the start of your social interaction,
that way Buddy will know if buddy can help you before buddy makes you wastes
time reading the rest of this document.
2-
Pals intending to established interaction with buddy
should strive for moral rightness.
3-
For Pal- friendly mocking, jocks and
trolling is allow to the extent that it doesn’t involve Buddy’s family. For
example you can call Buddy names but not his mother.
4-
Pal has to be respectful of Buddy’s time. Pal should not intentionally ask for
something that is time consuming for Buddy if that something is unnecessary.
5-
Pal should respect Buddy’s opinion even if it
doesn’t make sense to pal or pal finds it to be stupid. Buddy’s opinions
should be respected not for the sake of the opinion itself but out of
respect for Buddy.
6-
Pal has to keep in mind that people are
social animals and that people copy behavior and habits from others.
Pal should be ok with Buddy copying things from pal if Buddy feels like it.
7-
Pal should not steal buddy’s donkey or any other
possession that are deemed valuable by society or Buddy itself.
8-
Pal should respect buddy.
9-
Pal should never physically aggravate buddy in
anger even if deserved by buddy. Pal should not attempt to physically
harm buddy under any circumstances.
10-
Pal should fully submit and memorize this
contract.
11-
Pal should not interfere in any way with buddy’s
sexual intimacy or try to deprive buddy from a relationship with another person
unless pal is acting with the best intentions for buddy and knows that buddy’s
choices could be really bad ones.
12-
If all rules are follow appropriately then
friendship between buddy and pal should be cherish and maintained by both
parties in this agreement.
13-
If pal has a need of any type, pal should
contact buddy for help.
14-
Pal should be a reliable friend to buddy.
15-
Pal should held and act with high moral
standards and common sense.
If any of this rules are violated by pal
or buddy, then they can put each other in a probation period of six
months. If in the period of six months the individual put on probation violates
the friendship agreement five more times, this contract and the friendship is
terminated.
The
following is optional and is not part of the contract unless singed here: ___________________
If the individual put on probation violates the
contract for 11 consecutive times in three months then that individual on
probation should commit Seppuku
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