The
Toilet Contract
The goal of this contract is to ensure
that maintenance and consistent toilet etiquette persists within a
household.
Toilet must be flushed after any bodily
fluid, solid, or between matter enters the plane created by the rim
of the bowl, regardless of amount.
Bodily matter is defined as that which
comes out of a person's body. Bodily matter is henceforth referred to
as “Matter.”
Matter that enters the toilet bowl must
remain in the toilet bowl.
Any Matter that lands onto the toilet
but not within the bowl, or within a half foot away from any point of
the bowl must be removed, the surface disinfected, and Matter
properly disposed either within the toilet bowl or waste basket.
Matter exempt from this rule is Matter that is within the sink or
wastebasket, those are handled in separate contracts.
The orientation of the toilet seat is
determined by the last user. Any following users may change said
orientation.
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