Contract-“agreement of friendship”

People, new acquaintances can become friendly and enter or spend a great amount of time of social interaction between them at any moment in modern social settings. This is a contract for new individuals that have the intention of friendship with another person. The person hoping to impose this contract on a new acquaintance will be referred as “buddy” for the purpose of the contract. As a very selective individual with very little of time and space in life for new friendships buddy wants enforce this document for any individual whom by time and interaction has become friendly with buddy.

The list below details the behavior and rules mandated to individuals that enter and intent to stay in buddy’s circle of friends. In exchange if this contract is follow and all rules are respected then buddy will follow the same rules described in this document as part of an “agreement of friendship”. For the purpose of this contract the individual seeking buddy’s friendship will be referred as “pal”. Until a period of 6 months have passed and the individual “pal” has follow and respected all rules in this document, then friendship will be consider fully active and the agreement of friendship will apply to buddy and pal the same.

Pal trying to establish a friendship with buddy should summit to this document totally.

1-      If the new interaction with buddy is established in the need or in the attempt to gain something from Buddy then please communicate your intention to buddy in the start of your social interaction, that way Buddy will know if buddy can help you before buddy makes you wastes time reading the rest of this document.

2-      Pals intending to established interaction with buddy should be honest and true to themselves and buddy.

3-      Friendly mocking, jocks and trolling is allow to the extent that it doesn’t involve Buddy’s family. For example you can call Buddy names but not his mother.

4-      You should be respectful of Buddy’s time.  Pal should not intentionally ask for something that is time consuming for Buddy if that something is unnecessary.

5-      Pal should respect Buddy’s opinion even if it doesn’t make sense to pal or pal finds it to be stupid, as people are free to speak their mind under almost all circumstances or situations. Opinions should be respected not for the sake of the opinion itself but out of respect for Buddy.

6-      Pal should keep in mind that people are social animals that takes and copy behavior or habits from the people around them. Pal should be ok with Buddy copying things from pal if Buddy feels like it.

7-      Pal should not steal buddy’s donkey or any other possession that are deemed valuable by society or Buddy itself.

8-      Pal should respect buddy in high degree as the same should be done into pal.

9-      Pal should never physically aggravate buddy in anger even if deserved by buddy or should not attempt to physically harm buddy under any circumstances.

10-   Pal should fully submit and memorize this contract.

11-   You should not interfere in any way with buddy’s sexual intimacy or try to deprive buddy from a relationship with another person unless pal is acting with the best intentions for buddy an knows that buddy’s choices could be really bad ones.

12-   If all rules are follow appropriately then friendship between buddy and pal should be cherish and maintained by both parties in this agreement.

13-   If pal is in a need of any type, pal should not hesitate to contact buddy for help.

14-   Pal should be a reliable friend.

15-   Pal should held and act with high moral standards and common sense and be aware of pals own moral instinct.

If any of this rules are violated then pal or buddy can put each other in a probation period of six months. If in the period of six months the individual put on probation violates the agreement of friendship five more times, this contract and the friendship is terminated. If the individual put on probation violates the contract for 11 consecutive times in three months then that individual on probation should be honored by being offer the option of committing Seppuku.